Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Needs....

Ok, here is a hilarious little activity you can do that will crack you up. All you need to do is go to Google and type your name and the word,"needs" after it and hit enter. (Ex: Heather needs)

What you will see is so hilarious. Try it....I couldn't stop with my name. I put in everybodies names that read my blog....Too funny! Now that's cheap entertainment. Sorry if I left you out.

Heather needs MEN…Now!
Dee needs a bigger trophy cabinet.
Amber needs the socialization and stimulation a group home would offer.
Gary needs a job.
Brooke needs to butt out.
Jason needs to shut up.
Jeff needs to fix my cocker.
Carolyn needs good food.
Dana needs some breathing room.
Trina needs to call the garbage collection company.
Tim needs to dump his lame girl.
Lindsay needs some food.
Sharon needs to be told to stop shooting and start talking.
Tammy needs constant care.
Luke needs glasses.
Abby needs help with her medications.
Michael needs Mum to be present all the time.
Emery needs to be very carefully crafted.
Beau needs to use a wheelchair for distances or when he is having a particularly hard time.
Holly needs help in her Olympic efforts.
Aimee needs a roommate ASAP.
Andie needs fashion advice.
Granna needs to be belted hard.
Stephanie needs some help.
Brian needs to workout.
Noah needs to stop by my place to pick me and the dogs up.
Camden needs a lot more to wriggle free of poverty and reclaim its past as a bustling shipyard and manufacturing center.
Chris needs your sex talk by Liza Sabater.
Carole needs to calculate what her expenses really look like when she buys her apartment so she can stop worrying that her entire life needs to change.
Jenny needs to find herself a baller.
Scott needs nude models.
Amy needs to either wake up or start getting some extra will-power.
Jami needs me for a sort of cultural remix experiment.
Garrett needs to go to the hospital immediately-right this minute.
Pearson definitely needs some serious psychiatric therapy.
Lonnie needs a ride to CP tonight.
Sally needs a suitor who is capable of tending to her dreams and is willing to be second priority so that the people can come first.
Allie needs help getting her pants off.
Jennifer needs a smack daddy.
Michelle needs your help.
Greta needs a very loving home with a family that can give her lots of love, hugs and kisses.
Hudson Needs the Mayor
Cody needs a home, he's ready to be adopted.
Shep needs a home now.
Jake Needs Money For a Hooker
Lynn needs to develop a larger repertoire of reading vocabulary.

5 comments:

Jim and Jami said...

I am doing that right now......that is a hoot! I am laughing sooo hard that I was crying, and trying not to pee my pants all in one effort.....I really liked the Granna one and the Jake one, the Jason one was pretty funny too.....

Ashton and John's mom said...

Thanks for leaving me out....I think!

Jim and Jami said...

poor Jason, look what I found for him......

3 Men, 2 Ladies and a Hound said...

That is hysterical!!!! Mine is pretty appropriate.

Andie said...

hahahahhaha

I think my fashion sense is pretty good, thankyouverymuch! LOL ;)

I've done that one before.