Driving home from the mall, car pulls out in front of us, slams on brakes and then turns into entrance of shopping center.
Heather: I say nothing, but am thinking #$%^&*.....
Luke: "Gosh, get outta the road, you're wearing me out!"
Heather: I laugh.
At Luke's 3 yr. well child visit yesterday. The Dr. is looking in his ear's looking for "puppy dogs".
Dr: Luke, be still while Ms. Tara looks in your ears, to see if there are any puppy dogs in there.
Luke: "There are no doggies in there, and their ain't no cows either!"
Dr./Heather: We laugh.
Combing Luke's hair to leave the house and meet our friends for a playdate. Mommy brushes and hairsprays.
Heather: Come here Luke, let me fix your hair. (Brush, spray)
Luke: "I'm cute mommy".
Heather: "Yeah, you're cute".
Me talking to Luke about who taught him "fist pop's".(you know when you bang fists with someone, think: '"Wonder Twins activate from the 80's"
Heather: Luke, tell me who taught you how to do fist pops?
Luke: "Kunkle Bwhy-hen in Cow-Uh-Wad-Oh" (Uncle Brian in CO).