Saturday, November 17, 2007

I promise I'm NOT lying...

Ok peeps, this is what I heard at Tar-gey (Target) tonight.

I'm standing in the Express 10 Items or Less line waiting for the young lady (20ish) in front of me to pay. The cashier was a 40-ish disabled man in a wheelchair, checking customers out.

Cashier: That was a cute look you just made.
Customer: (embarrassed grin) Thanks...
Cashier: Happy Holidays. You have a great day. Come back and see us.

Then I step up....
Me: Hi Nicolas (read nametag)
Nic: Hi, how are you?
Me: I'm fabulous.
Nic: (snickering) Well, I know THAT, but how are you???
Me: (forced laugh)...
Nic: Scan's a couple of my items. He notices that a couple of them are farther down the conveyor belt than he can reach and he asks me if I can move them down towards him.
Me: (Jovially) Oh sure, looks like you need an extra arm or maybe two more.
Nic: I need an extra two inches SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Me: I say nothing, but stand there kind of in awe of what has just transpired.
Me: Here's my check, I'll give you my driver's license.
Nic: Oh, great picture on your driver's license.
Me: Oh really, well it's 10 years old. Awaiting my renewal date next year to get new photo taken.

Ok, people is it ME or did he just sexually harass me?

Happy Jolly-day I guess. Can't wait to come back and see him, NOT!



My Semblance of Sanity said...

EEEEEEEEEEWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww CREEPY GUY!

Go take a shower!


Thanks for stopping by my blog - just did a MEME - consider yourself tagged!!! It was a fun one!

Matt & Cindy Fleharty said...

I think your mind is in the gutter. He probably meant an extra two inches on his wheelchair wheels.


Matt & Cindy Fleharty said...

Dude, I got bumped off your friends list?!?!


I must admit, I haven't been reading too often, but I'm student teaching! Give a girl a break! Re-instate me!!!

Jk girl. How are you?

Lynn-Ashton and John's mom said...

At least matt and cindy were on the! :)

That is extremely disgusting. I hope you washed your hands after that one!

My Semblance of Sanity said...

Had to some read again and giggle!

Anonymous said...

That is just gross!!! How did you keep from laughing your a** off at him? know...that is just nasty!