I'm standing in the Express 10 Items or Less line waiting for the young lady (20ish) in front of me to pay. The cashier was a 40-ish disabled man in a wheelchair, checking customers out.
Cashier: That was a cute look you just made.
Customer: (embarrassed grin)
Cashier: Happy Holidays. You have a great day. Come back and see us.
Then I step up....
Me: Hi Nicolas (read nametag)
Nic: Hi, how are you?
Me: I'm fabulous.
Nic: (snickering) Well, I know THAT, but how are you???
Me: (forced laugh)...
Nic: Scan's a couple of my items. He notices that a couple of them are farther down the conveyor belt than he can reach and he asks me if I can move them down towards him.
Me: (Jovially) Oh sure, looks like you need an extra arm or maybe two more.
Me: I say nothing, but stand there kind of in awe of what has just transpired.
Me: Here's my check, I'll give you my driver's license.
Nic: Oh, great picture on your driver's license.
Me: Oh really, well it's 10 years old. Awaiting my renewal date next year to get new photo taken.
Ok, people is it ME or did he just sexually harass me?
Happy Jolly-day I guess. Can't wait to come back and see him, NOT!