I used to welcome the finely tuned sound of crickets chirping at night. There used to be a time where it reminded me of camping in the woods where "cricketdom" was all around me. BUT.......I'VE CHANGED MY MIND!
So, to the little cricket that is in my bedroom somewhere and has been keeping me awake for the last hour 1/2 with your incessant chirping. PLEASE, shut the heck up.
You've forced me to relocate to the couch where I can sleep in silence.
P.S. I hope crickets have ears so they hear ME!!!!