Lukeism's.....

Hello Friends...here to update you on the latest "Lukeisms".

Webster's Dictionary defines Lukeism's as: Any unique and/or relevant quality or action; generally humorous in nature, committed by and 18 mo. old.

With that being said, here's a few...

• Likes to toss everything out of his crib and into the hallway in the morning (i.e. blanket, monkey, pillow) and continuously say, "Uh Oh!"
• Enjoys vigorously kicking legs while Mommy is putting on his pants and then laughs to see if she can get legs in correct holes.
• Infatuated with the spiggot on the tub....entire bath times are centered around poking fingers up the "screened" spiggot hole to see if "just a little more water" will come out.
• Responds to, "Ready for your nap?", "Ready to go night night" by running up to and knocking on the bottom stair gate. Followed by climbing the stairs on his own.
• Has recent obsession with walking around with both arms behind his back " I've been arrested" style.
• Thinks every object is either a "Bah" (ball) or "Cah" (car). He knows what a ball is however balloons have now ALSO become balls too. Just ask anyone who was on the card/balloon aisle at Walmart yest. when we picked out Daddy's valentine card. As he looked up and saw all the valentine balloons aired up and on the ceiling it was "Bah", "Bah", "Bah", etc....
• Adores fiddling with the lightswitchs and surround sound knob that is on the wall above the couch. So, he's concocted this little tactic when anyone is sitting on the couch. Walks over with big grin while holding his Elmo & Friends book out to you. Hands it to you as if he wants to sit in your lap while you read it to him. Upon getting settled in your lap he quickly climbs off your lap and quickly makes his way to the various light switches and knobs flipping them up and down and turning them left and right. Tricky boy.
• Enjoys shaking big boxes of penne pasta for the sound it makes. Until, you notice the sound of the contents of the box being emptied all over the floor when you're next in line at the checkout counter at Walmart.
• Has taken an interest in carrying around daddy's shoe horns from the open closet while saying, "Zew"....(shoe)
• Now enjoys having chapstick applied to his lips every day.
• While eating, his sippy cup has to be exactly where HE wants it on his high chair tray. If not, you can guarantee it will be thrown off onto the floor.
• Likes to ride his rocking horse WHILE talking on his cell phone.
• Carries his little wagon around the house loading up anything he finds along the way.
• Loves to be thrown "Nestea Plunge style" onto the crumpled down comforter on our bed.

That's about all I can think of right now....stay tuned for more Lukeism's to come.