I'm standing in the Express 10 Items or Less line waiting for the young lady (20ish) in front of me to pay. The cashier was a 40-ish disabled man in a wheelchair, checking customers out.
Cashier: That was a cute look you just made.
Customer: (embarrassed grin)
Cashier: Happy Holidays. You have a great day. Come back and see us.
Then I step up....
Me: Hi Nicolas (read nametag)
Nic: Hi, how are you?
Me: I'm fabulous.
Nic: (snickering) Well, I know THAT, but how are you???
Me: (forced laugh)...
Nic: Scan's a couple of my items. He notices that a couple of them are farther down the conveyor belt than he can reach and he asks me if I can move them down towards him.
Me: (Jovially) Oh sure, looks like you need an extra arm or maybe two more.
Nic:
Me: I say nothing, but stand there kind of in awe of what has just transpired.
Me: Here's my check, I'll give you my driver's license.
Nic: Oh, great picture on your driver's license.
Me: Oh really, well it's 10 years old. Awaiting my renewal date next year to get new photo taken.
Ok, people is it ME or did he just sexually harass me?
Happy Jolly-day I guess. Can't wait to come back and see him, NOT!
Heather
6 comments:
EEEEEEEEEEWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww CREEPY GUY!
Go take a shower!
HAHAHAH!
Thanks for stopping by my blog - just did a MEME - consider yourself tagged!!! It was a fun one!
I think your mind is in the gutter. He probably meant an extra two inches on his wheelchair wheels.
:)
Dude, I got bumped off your friends list?!?!
:*(
I must admit, I haven't been reading too often, but I'm student teaching! Give a girl a break! Re-instate me!!!
Jk girl. How are you?
At least matt and cindy were on the list....lol! :)
That is extremely disgusting. I hope you washed your hands after that one!
Had to some read again and giggle!
HAHA
That is just gross!!! How did you keep from laughing your a** off at him?
But...you know...that is just nasty!
Dana
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